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[24 May 2011|03:17pm] |
Just plain you.
What is your name? Canyon T. Cartwright, Jr.
Are you named after anyone? I am named after my father who was a cowboy. I am not a cowboy. He was also a werewolf. I am a werewolf.
Would you name a child of yours after you? I wouldn't wish my name on anyone.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be? Fuck. Probably something like Sixshooter McGee.
Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? No. Mostly they just go 'Canyon? Like...The Grand Canyon?" I can't believe people think I've never heard that one before.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? I Fought the Law and the Law Won.
Who would play you? Someone hot.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I suppose.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? The way I look really Mexican sometimes. My mom was half Mexican and just...sometimes I look like I should be living South of the border.
What is the fictional character you are most like? Milo from The Phantom Tollbooth. Except drunker. Way drunker. Well. Not anymore, I guess. >.>
What song best describes you? Pork and Beans by Weezer. For the moment at least.
What is your biggest pet peeve? I have too many to list here. My whole life is a pet peeve. I guess my biggest pet peeve is shifting and then shifting back somewhere where I have no clothes to put on. I mean, I don't care that I'm naked usually but it's pretty inconvenient a lot of the time.
Worst habit? I'm an alcoholic. You figure it out.
Do you?
Smoke? Every single day.
Drink? I attend my AA meetings like a good little boy.
Lie? We all know where liars go!
Steal? If I need to.
Believe in a higher being? Who knows.
Believe in Aliens or ghosts? Aliens? No. Ghosts? Yes.
Talk to people even though you hate them? Every single fucking day.
Laugh so hard that you make yourself cry? No.
Go out of your way to befriend someone? That requires too much effort.
Like to drive fast? I did. But I'm not allowed to drive now.
Five random things that someone wouldn’t know about you.
⇒ I bounced between ranches in Mexico/South Texas until the summer before 7th grade. Thank God we got out of there then, otherwise I'd probably still be stuck with some horrible hick accent. Speaking of accents, I can do a really good Mexican accent thanks to forced family functions with my mom's side of the family. I also speak Spanish fluently but I try to pretend I don't. I've been in New Mexico with the pack for about three years.
⇒ I really like rap.
⇒ I'm always nice to your face but I probably really don't like you.
⇒ I don't like eating.
⇒ I'm writing a novel.
Finish the Line
If I could be any animal I would be... Something that could tear your balls off.
If I could go back in time and change one thing... I would have stayed at the party and not tried to drive home. Or at least I would have walked.
If I could have any talent, I would want to be able to... kick your ass.
I am... a sexy beast. Quite literally.
My biggest hope is that... I can still somehow make it big in the modeling industry while keeping my true self a secret. LMAO.
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[29 Jun 2008|03:18pm] |
THE TEEN MOM is pregnant again and this time the father is not THE TEEN DAD, it's THE RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC. (False)
THE RISK TAKER and THE RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC break into the school every Thursday night, just for fun. (True)
THE LEADER is trying to make THE RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC fall off the wagon just to make himself look better.(False)
THE RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC has been getting it on with THE CREEPER.(False)
THE PRIEST'S SON is jealous of THE RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC.(Undetermined)
THE RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC is trying to get back down to his birth weight.(LMAO)
THE RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC doesn't want THE PHOTOGRAPHER, he wants THE BAD BOY. (FALSE)
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